I am so sore I physically can’t take off my clothes
guise help bear or sabertooth tat on mah calf
Our meal and drinks tonight at 5ifty Forks was on the house thanks to a shortage of an appetizer, entree, and parsnip.
last night blogging post: I think my sister does cocaine or something because no normal human being is that much of a bitchy morning person
I hate how it’s so much more difficult to talk to your crush than it is to talk to other people and knowing they’ll never know the awesome/not-awkward side of you